everything.

I’ve only seen her twice in my life.
therefore upon recieving that phone call,
i was left quite perplexed.
This is about my Aunt Terry of course.
she decided to invite me to stay in her castle, so i called it, for a week and observe the Kentucky Derby itself from box seats.
My dream come true correct?
Not exactly, you see, i barely know Terry.
but what i do know is that her son, my cousin, David,
was convicted for 3 DUI’s and one charge of comandeering a golf cart and purposely crashing it into one of kentucky’s finest country clubs.
so in any light, having my wallflower status, this would be awkward.
regardless my mother pressed me forward into the jetway insisting it could be a life changing trip, and oh, it was.